Jalen Rose??????

The moment baby Colangelo leaves, Phoenix firmly stuffs a cactus in its ass. As I sit here jacking off with tears as lube, I can't help but ponder, "What has Jalen Rose done with his life that would entice the suns at all?" The only positive thing anyone could say about him is that he is a shrewd businessman for robbing so many teams of gigantic ammounts of money. Maybe the Suns know something I don't and they'll turn this into another successful reclamation project, a la Tim Thomas. In this humble reporter's opinion, the Suns needed this poor man's Austin Croshere like they needed another Amare knee surgery.